Artur Boruc?s Friday Rage List ()

AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. YELLING AT PEOPLE -- AHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T THINK THIS REFEREE IS FOCUSING ON WHAT I AM SAYING TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE HIS SIDEBURNS SO LONG?!??!?!??!! WHAT TIME DOES THE BUILD A BEAR WORKSHOP CLOSE?!??!?!?! WHY IS MY HAIR COVERED IN LIGHTER FLUID!??!?!?!?!
2. PAOLO GUERRERO'S FOUL ON ONE OF MY BROTHERS IN GOALKEEPING -- I WILL HEADBUTT THAT LOWER BACK TATTOO RIGHT OFF OF YOUR BODY PAOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL HEADBUTT IT SO HARD THAT YOUR KIDNEYS WILL TURN INTO POLYESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. PARK JI-SUNG DRINKING FROG JUICE -- WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS??????????????? WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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